Posts Tagged Philly

Thanks for the Blowouts

By Matt Valentine

Thanksgiving, probably my favorite holiday of them all. I get to sit at home eat, drink, and watch some good old fashioned American football.

Just one problem with Thanksgiving circa 2008…every single game was a blowout. Let’s begin with the first game on today , Detroit and Tennessee. While most of us were dining on some finger foods, chips n’ dip , and perhaps a few adult beverages we were all “treated” to watching the worst team in football take on one of the best and of course hilarity ensued.

Why are the Lions even on national TV at this point? The team is 0-11 and very likely headed for an  0-16 season. They are a complete disaster to watch and outside of Calvin Johnson have no players that inspire enthusiasm.

So basically unless you are a Titans fan the game was a complete bust to watch. In fact, I’m betting that most Titan fans didn’t even watch the entire game and witness their teams 47-10 drumming of the hapless Lions.

I moved past the tragedy that was the first game in the NFL’s Thanksgiving day lineup, filled myself up with some delicous turkey, stuffing, mashed potatos, and more adult beve’s and tuned in for the second game, the Dallas Cowboys and the Seatlle Seahawks.

Love em or hate em the Cowboys are an interesting team to watch and while the Seahawks have been pretty dismal this year I had my fingers crossed for a tight game. So much for crossing your fingers. The Cowboys scored on their first three drives, quickly ending any notion that this game would be even remotely competitive. I’d like to say that I watched the entire game but, I didn’t and it was probably for the best because 34-9 doesn’t exactly sound appealing.

Ahh, but there was hope yet, the Eagles and Cardinals we’re coming on and this game had to be a good one! I mean what are the chances of three blowouts in a row? Apparently pretty damn good! This game was pretty much over at half time and the score was surprising even to myself. The Eagles and their much malinged QB Donovan McNabb simply dominated the game leading by 24-7 at the half. I actually did stay tuned in to this game, but only because Westbrook is on my fantasy team and I’m fighting for a first round bye. Once Westbrook left the game, so did I.

The games were a bust, but at least the food and drinks we’re enough to satisfy.

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McNabb Doesn’t Know Overtime Rule

By Matt Valentine

In what has to be on eof the most ridiculous things to ever come out of a professional quarterbacks mouth, Donovan McNabb stated during a postgame press conference, that he was unaware of the overtime rule in the NFL.

The rule McNabb was referring to is of course the fact that an NFL game can end in a tie if neither team scores during the overtime period. This was the case when the Eagles and Bengals played on Sunday ending in a 13-13 tie.

When asked McNabb said, “I’ve never been a part of a tie. I never even knew that was in the rule book. It’spart of the rules and we have to go with it. I was looking forward to the next opportunity to get out there and try to drive to win the game.”

McNabb in a postgame press conference talks about the overtime rule.

McNabb in a postgame press conference talks about the overtime rule.

I mean this really has to be the silliest thing a professional QB could possibly say. Not only did McNabb not know the rule, but he didn’t help his team much on the field either, turning the ball over 4 times in the contest, the first time he’s done that since 2003.

While the tie does not entirely destroy the Eagles post season hopes it sure doesn’t help. At 5-4-1 the Eagles find themselves in last place in the NFC East and unless they go on a winning streak have little chance at a wild card berth either.

Now to be fair many people have suggested that had McNabb known the rule perhaps he would have played more agrresively in overtime. One, McNabb has been throwing the ball agressively all day long and it resulted in the 3 interceptions. Two, to suggest that he would have some how tried harder to win the game had he known that it would end in a tie is just plain silly. McNabb was out there trying to win no matter what the rule was that’s his job.

The Eagles will move on this season and make no mistake about it, McNabb will be the quarterback, despite Eagles fans calling for his job and possibly his head. What should be noted is that McNabb’s contract is up next season and its likely that the two will part ways. The real question is will head coach Andy Reid remain in Philadelphia if they don’t make the playoffs this season? That remains to be seen, for now the Eagles must refocus their attention on making a postseason run.

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Improbable World Series is What Makes Sports Great

By Matt Valentine

With the first pitch of the World Series due to be tossed in less then 24 hours I have to take stock of how improbable this match up between the Phillies and Tampa Bay Rays really is.

Baseballs ultimate prize.

Baseballs ultimate prize.

Well, really the only improbable part of the equation is the Rays, unfortunately for me (sorry Philly I’m not a big fan…deal with it…I’m kidding…sort of) the Phillie’s have been an up and coming team for quite some time now. They have captured the NL East title two years running, and have been priming themselves for their first World Series appearance since 1993 and possibly their first World Series title since 1980. Despite my hatred for most things Philadelphia, except for cheese steaks, and It’s Always Sunny, I actually feel for Philly fans. They have not seen any of their major professional sports teams win a championship since 1983, to put that into perspective not only could I not write, I couldn’t do anything, cus’ I wasn’t even born yet. Still, their misery is my joy. Hell, I’ve seen every single team I love win a championship, most of them multiple times. People my age who love Philly teams have yet to see one…ouch.

So, actually it is fairly improbable that a Philly team has made it this far, but not nearly as much of an improbability as it is for the team they’ll be playing. If you want some perspective on just how improbable it is for the Rays to be in the World Series check this out.

The Rays came to life in 1998. In the decade since their birth they have finished out of last place just twice. Once in 2004, and once again this year. The Rays have NEVER had a winning season until now. They’ve never even had a .500 season until this year. The team was pretty much a joke. A triple A team playing way out of their own league. Constantly signing veterans well past their prime in a desperate effort to make themselves appear legit. And legitimacy was hard to come by for this franchise. They brought in legitimate managers like Sweet Lou Pinella, but could never put a legitimate team on the field.

Then something changed , someone in the Rays organization finally had the bright idea  to build from within, to start with youth and let them mature. And after a decade of futility came a major surprise…a winning season! Not just a winning season, but an AL East title season. And now a shot at one of the most improbable World Series titles in recent memory.

Oh, and we can’t forget that in the franchises’ first ever postseason appearance they handily defeated the Chicago White Sox in 4 games, and even more impressively  were able to hold off the defending World Champion Red Sox in seven, a team which has made a living doing some improbable things of its own.

So yes, we’re all about to see a World Series most of us probably thought would never happen. The Tampa Bay Rays will play the Philadelphia Phillies for a chance to say, for one year at least, that they were the best. So, instead of mourning your teams lost season, sit back, rejoice, and marvel at the fact that in the wold of sports, absolutely nothing is impossible. Just pretty damn improbable.

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